Yes! It’s that exclusive mailing list that you’ve heard so much about. Sure, we’ve got social media for all of the trivial stuff, but the real insiders are on this list, getting the good stuff when it happens. Don’t be left out!
No, I don’t sell your digits to some creepy company for mad stacks of cash (yeah, I’m looking at you, every damn company on the Internet), and I’m not always spamming people with stuff they don’t care about. The stuff you get from here will be rare and juicy, just like a good steak. C’mon, join me! (remember: totally not creepy)